TOP 10 NEWS FAILS! 📰

TOP 10 NEWS FAILS! 📰


Now to sports with Meredith Shannon
Good afternoon from the 7 News room.
I’m Jacqueline Felgate
What?
Hillary Clinton attacked Donald Trump’s
record as a business man
and casino owner during a speech
in Atlantic City, New Jersey today.
“Donald Trump”
There we are
I don’t know what’s going on, do you?
Gay
F#ck!ng $h!t
Good evening, I’m Van Tieu
you may have seen our newest..
..A.J. on..
..North Dakota news and help me join
the weekend news team as my co-worker
Tell us a little bit about yourself, A.J.
Thanks ma’am, I’m very excited
I graduated from West Virginia University
and I’m used to uhm..
you know, from being..
..from the East Coast.
What?
– You’re on
Right now?
Douglas is there
is live in D.C. with the update on all of this
Doug, good morning
Good to see ya
I guess 6-3-1 pretty much the way it breaks down, hey?
Maybe?
Hello Doug?
Hi Doug?
I
guess
not.
I don’t know where we’re going
neither does Jim
I can’t get this f#ck!ng in there!
We apologize for that
What is that?!
That’s because it’s hot outside
stuff like that happens
Was that live?
Are we live?
Oh, brother
(Ukrainian language)
But something that you cannot prepare for
something that is so horrific it’s affected
so many people from those Oakland parents
up to the strangers and felt compelled tonight
in Walnut Creek to come together
for the vigil.
Business still not completed here
Chris Hewton, the manager is still here on sight.
Fred Hoiberg is still the mayor
of Ames, no doubt about it
Right off of Old Jefferson highway I was
heading to (old tigerbin?)
The problem that we’re seeing is
it is literally bumper to bumper traffic
between here and there
and it’s weird to be talking about traffic on a sunday
but that’s what we’re dealing with
Car break-ins are down 28% this year..
Now following her victory speech
Kim asked her and her supporters
to say a prayer for Gina Robertson
who remains hospitalized for stress related illness
Kim says her and Gina will remain friends and work together in this Harrisburg community.
working for you today in Harrisburg.
Marcheskie – ABC – 27 News.
Thank you Dave, thanks very much
Don’t think that teacher should be alive back at school
in Lake Station Indiana, Roseanne Tellez
..at the time he decided, it was already too late
and they were stuck
so that’s what we’re seeing now
and we’re seeing people trying to
get out of this area
we’re seeing people trying to
I don’t have some (..) trying to sightsee
but that’s not a good idea
because you don’t wanna be an impedance on any traffic that might be coming into the area
and you don’t want to put yourself at any risk
if you don’t have to travel down
you just stay home
and if you need to evacuate
if you have to ask yourself that question
it’s probably time to evacuate
but we’re keeping on eye on things right now
on Old Perkings road
American Football up here
Yeah, but go ahead
I’m not gonna get in trouble
It worked in practice
Thousands of traditional skateboarders..
Be careful with the cord
Oh my goodness
Hang on, hang on
Here, I’m sorry
Grab his hand
Are you okay?
At the community game
What’s wrong with you man?
Sorry
We’ll send it back to you
– What are you doing?
We’ll send it back to you
What are you doing here?
Sorry about that..
– It’s a boat show
Are you okay?
No, I’m not okay!
And my watch is dead
Just go..
Back to you
So I’m at Carmel if you’re using US-31
south..
Your average speed
is 43 miles per hour
Oh Wendy..
I wanna get there by the time everything tips off
so I’m gonna hand the microphone over
to my buddy Danny here and
Go Wild Cats!
All right Paul
Catch you inside and enjoy that game
we’ll see you back here at 10 o’clock
thanks so much
And what will it mean for uh..
for the wider region
I think one of your children has just brought in
I mean shifting, shifting
shifting sands in the region due to relations with the north may change?
I wouldn’t be surprised if they do
..that uhm..
pardon me
My apologies
My apologies
Sorry
North Korea
South Korea’s policy choices are North Korea,
but it’s severely limited in the last..
that any North Eastern grinds up the sand
Folks from the community of Mammoth have been this..
F#ck!
Holy F#ck!ng $h!t!
FU bug
Well
F#ck that a$$hole
and we’re back
and rebuild
from the ground up
5
4
3
2
1
Bus!
Get out of the way bus!
$#$%!
$#$%!#@
$#$%!
Now we’ll have the weather forecast in a minute
of course it will be 100% accurate
and provide all the detail you can possibly want
and I’m just seeing Thomas (..) like eh..
preparing for its..
OMG
I’m gonna adopt her
Okay Charlie, I’m gonna sit here and just hangout
with my new best friend, Bettina
Really?
Oh yeah
I think you should
You two should get a uhm..
a hotelroom or something
there’s alot of action going on over there
Oh Charlie..!
Probably the most action you’ve had in months, huh?
and they’re very friendly
from the (..) county fair
Linda Carsson, ABC Seven
Would you not eat my pants?
I’m being joined right now by
Mickey, the baboon
and we’re going to be
he’s trying to (..) feel a little bit
We’re gonna be talking a little bit about
The Lodi Grape Festival that is happening
this weekend, starting today.
Right there, in the middle of your screen
and you can see there are
that one dog is
is chained up right now
It’s kind of sniffing everything
Man, that’s alot of slobber
What, where is this going?
They always say “Animals and children on TV..”
Privacy, please..
Are you okay?
Ashley?
I got.. lost for words here
I vote for umbrella’s
on erection.. on election day
Allrighty there
This is the season that matters
and despite the fact that they’ve had
a tremendous amount of sex
during the..
uh..success
during the regular season
They could get a new poop..pope
sooner than expected
Also, if you have a telescope
Uranus is visible too
Uhm, just near the..
Did I say that?
Near the horizon
I’m gonna stick with uhh.. weather
This is a dif..
Well, a very very heavy..
..tonight
We had a very..
Wait, we’re gonna interview Erik Weihenmayer
who climbed the highest mountain in the world
Mount Everest
but..
he’s gay
I mean he’s gay.. excuse me
he’s blind
so we’ll hear about that coming up
Okay, as we head into the break…
OK
And unfortunately it’s starting off
..but you do have some rain
Did you guys just hear that?
I’ve been drinking
The deals are..
Well, that was tasty
Here’s the big pic..
Excuse me, big picture
We’ve all had hiccups before, right?
When my son was teething he used to take the big fat rubber end of my vibrating toothbrush
and put it in his mouth
on
and he would just kind of sit there like
“oh yeah”
“that feels good”
“that hits the spot”
“my gums are itchy”
Watch out man
Starting at Hoten Avenue
and going all the way to State Avenue
drivers are down to the single lane in each direction
It arches up when high pressure is building in
and it deflects and falls downward
when you have a low pressure in the area
It’s just going straight up
because yesterday we were kind of in between
so it really does work
It does
All right, let’s turn over to the weather center right here
She smells like a broken record this morning
but honestly, I feel like this is like the best song ever
You got it daddy
I like calling you daddy
Well, thank you
I kind of like it
..will be an US Airforce F22
the Navy’s FA-18 superhorny
The superhorny?
Is that supposed to be horny?
I said horny
I don’t know.. I don’t know..
And then we’ll see temperatures dropping to
around 11 to 12 degrees Celsius
as we go through into the morning
I’ll hand you back to Hugh
for now, and I’ll be back with more for you
in half an hour. Hugh
Not just 1 Helen, but
2 Helens
frankly I’m happy with 2, 3, 4, 5 Helens
And one person is dead after a shooting in south west Alberkerky
is at the scene of what we know
Apparently we don’t have that story,
but right now astronomers at the university..
..University investigation in south west Alberkerky..
..and there’s 2 of me
…has been indicating heavy amounts of rainfall
across south west Iowa
Microsoft recommends upgrading to Windows 10,
what should I do?
Don’t you love it when that pops up?
Anyway, over an inch has fallen..
And the NTSB has confirmed these are the names
of the pilots on board of flight 214 when it crashed..
It’s that Windows 10, right?
That’s what people are gonna say..
“Don’t do it!”
Let’s have a look at the commutes
and we have a couple of issues on the go this morning
as we take..
This is my phone, not my clicker
That just happened
This is terrible..
Right..
Over a million.. excuse me
Over one million citizens of Moscow
are forced to move out
Entire districts in the city are going to the ground
because the goverment wants to demolish a big number of residential blocks from the Soviet-time
We are just gonna try.
Apologies.
Many citizens cannot accept that.
They bought their apartments and want to decide themselves when to move out.
But in Putin’s Russia they don’t have a leg to stand on
.. I can’t believe you said that
Sattelite radar
Clear skies
73
92 sunshine
Hot & Humid
We gotta get serious, cause we gotta get the news to do
Nathalie?
Now, let’s get the weather update
Here is Louise Lear
Thank you Simon, good evening everybody
I’m trying to keep it together,
because it’s not a laughing matter
with the weather in Scotland
It’s been pretty wet and windy with the storm and the gus wind
across Scotland and Northern Ireland
In fact we’ve seen Galeforce gust into Wales
Let’s move back to this area of low pressure that’s been sitting across the north-west
We have been giggles..
Thomas Thwaites had a set of prostetic legs built
and spent 3 days living among goats in the Alps.
He did it because he
he wanted a simpler life
and he says it was fascinating
a little bizarre though
Thwaited won a IG Nobel Prize for Biology
with another man
who tried living with several different animals
The IG Nobel Awards
The IG Nobel Awards on a research
that may seem bizarre
How amusing
but actually provokes thought
I need a cleanex
And an F
F?
and a F
F as in Frans
Yeah, Frederik
You’ve been watching RTL News from 7.30 pm
Our next broadcast will start at 11.50 pm
Hope to see you then.
Have a good evening.
And once again, apologies
Good evening

100 thoughts to “TOP 10 NEWS FAILS! 📰”

  1. If the camera was rolling and the Chicago news broadcasters didn’t know they would have laughed it out they are the best

  2. 16:49 HO LEE FUK! this has got to be the funniest shit ever! I gotta hand it to the nazis, they fucking know how to meme like kings! they have the funniest comedy ever! The left cant do comedy because they self limit themselves not to offend anyone. Newsflash, offensive is funny as fuck!

  3. 4:28 Is no one actually gonna talk about how they didn't care that the guy ran into the women and the guy stood next to her looking down at her smiling like it's okay??

  4. 16:50 I think these are the last word they said as they about to crashed. LMAO!
    Sum Ting Wong : "Something Wrong!"
    Wi Tu Lo : "Way Too Low!"
    Ho Lee Fuk : "Holy Fuck!"
    Bang! Ding! Ow!… It's the sound as they crashed..

  5. Ik weet nog een newsfail van Jennifer Faber:

    Jennifer: vertelt over het weer en zegt iets wat ze niet wou zeggen
    Jennifer: fuck!
    Jennifer: dat wilde ik helemaal niet zeggen sorry
    Jennifer: hmmmmmm

  6. Most the ones with the animals i don’t consider fails 😭😂 I find it so adorable 😂 I wish the news incorporated more REAL life accidents happening lol! It lets us know that these guys are people too. It’s nice to see people mess up every now and then

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