The President Thinks He Runs Fox News

The President Thinks He Runs Fox News


SO, TRUMP WON’T COME OUT AND
CONDEMN ANTI-MUSLIM TERRORISM OR WHITE SUPREMACY OR MENTION THAT
IT’S ON THE RISE, BUT THERE IS ONE THING THAT ENRAGED HIM THIS
WEEKEND: EVERYTHING ELSE. IN A TWELVE HOUR PERIOD ON
SUNDAY, HE HAD 29 TWEETS. HE MIGHT HAVE CARPAL THUMBAL. ( LAUGHTER )
OR A MENTAL ILLNESS. ( LAUGHTER )
OR A NEED TO DISTRACT US FROM SOMETHING ELSE MORE MUELLER-Y. ( LAUGHTER )
ONE THING HE WAS UPSET ABOUT WAS THE SIDELINING OF FOX NEWS HOST
AND VANNA WHITE’S EVIL TWIN, JUDGE JEANINE PIRRO. LAST WEEK, PIRRO SAID THIS ABOUT
MINNESOTA CONGRESSWOMAN, ILHAN OMAR.>>THINK ABOUT IT. OMAR WEARS A HIJAB. IS HER ADHERENCE TO THIS ISLAMIC
DOCTRINE INDICATIVE OF HER ADHERENCE TO SHARIA LAW, WHICH
IN ITSELF IS ANTITHETICAL TO THE U.S. CONSTITUTION?>>STEPHEN: NO. ALSO, IT’S NOT PRONOUNCED
HEE-JAB, YOU ROSS-IST. ( LAUGHTER )
DID I MISPRONOUNCE THAT? DID I MISPRONOUNCE THAT? DID I PRONOUNCE THAT CORRECTLY? ( LAUGHTER )
IN A STATEMENT, FOX NEWS CONDEMNED THE JUDGE, SAYING,
MS. PIRRO’S REMARKS “DO NOT REFLECT THOSE OF THE NETWORK.” ADDING, “WE REMINDED HER, WE’RE
DOING MEXICANS THIS WEEK.” ( LAUGHTER )
BUT FOX NEWS DID PULL HER SHOW ON SATURDAY, AND TRUMP WAS NOT
PLEASED: “BRING BACK @JUDGEJEANINE PIRRO. THE RADICAL LEFT DEMOCRATS,
WORKING CLOSELY WITH THEIR BELOVED PARTNER, THE FAKE NEWS
MEDIA, IS USING EVERY TRICK IN THE BOOK TO SILENCE A MAJORITY
OF OUR COUNTRY. THEY HAVE ALL OUT CAMPAIGNS
AGAINST @FOXNEWS HOSTS WHO ARE DOING TOO WELL.” YES, THE RADICAL LEFT AND THE
MAINSTREAM MEDIA HATCHED A DEVIOUS PLOT TO MAKE JEANINE
PIRRO SOUND LIKE A BIGOT. HERE’S HOW THEY DID IT: THEY
POINTED A CAMERA AT HER. ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>Jon: JUST AS SIMPLE AS
THAT.>>Stephen: TRUMP WASN’T JUST
DISAPPOINTED BY FOX. HE WAS MAD AT ALL THE CHANNELS. “IT’S TRULY INCREDIBLE THAT
SHOWS LIKE SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, NOT FUNNY-SLASH-NO TALENT, CAN
SPEND ALL OF THEIR TIME KNOCKING THE SAME PERSON– ME– OVER &
OVER, WITHOUT SO MUCH OF A MENTION OF “THE OTHER SIDE.” HE IS RIGHT “SNL”
ATTACKED HIM “OVER AND OVER,” CONSIDERING THE EPISODE THAT
AIRED THIS WEEKEND WAS A RERUN. ( LAUGHTER )
“THAT SNL EPISODE WAS NOT FUNNY, AND ALSO, THEY DID ALL THE SAME
JOKES AS A FEW WEEKS AGO. WORD FOR WORD. THE ONLY THING THAT WAS FRESH
WAS THE COMMERCIALS. THAT GECKO IS MY FAVORITE SNL
CAST MEMBER! I HEAR THE GECKO IS DATING KATE
BECKINSALE.” ( LAUGHTER )
TRUMP CONTINUED, “LIKE AN ADVERTISEMENT WITHOUT
CONSEQUENCES. SAME WITH LATE NIGHT SHOWS
DOT-DOT-DOT-DOT-DOT-DOT DOT-DOT-DOT-DOT. SHOULD FEDERAL ELECTION
COMMISSION AND/OR FCC LOOK INTO THIS? THERE MUST BE COLLUSION WITH THE
DEMOCRATS AND, OF COURSE, RUSSIA!”
( AUDIENCE REACTS ) LATE NIGHT SHOWS COLLUDING WITH
RUSSIA? THAT IS INSANE AND COMPLETELY
PARANOID. THIS IS EMERGENCY MESSAGE TO
MOSCOW COMEDY COMMISSARIAT ( LAUGHTER )
PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS UNCOVERED OUR COMMUNICATIONS CHANNEL. PLEASE SEND INSTRUCTIONS, AND
MORE DELICIOUS TURNIPS. MMM! YOU ARE MY ONE, TRUE LOVE.

100 thoughts to “The President Thinks He Runs Fox News”

  1. Hang in there, Stephen Colbert. We put a lot of responsibility on your shoulders. We love you!

    (ps from russia with luv)
    i couldn't resist.
    I meant it, that we care.
    Hang in there!
    and, thank you!!

  2. Johnny Carson said a lot about talk show / comedy hosts injecting political agendas and opinions into what should be entertainment using their media outlet as a platform and the perceived independence of entertainment as a guise. What is even sadder is the mentality of the brain dead morons that rely on it as "informed news". Pathetic… it REALLY is…

    Pirro has a well defined and exemplary career as a judge for the State of New York. She is College educated with post graduate credentials to practice law. YOU are an idiot joc having a big mouth with basically used ass wipe as credentials. I seem to be having a difficult time trying to figure out who to side with, her or you….

  3. Trump doesn't want to condemn them because he fully intends to appeal to them when he is voted out and trys to stay in the WhiteHouse .

  4. He runs your show. Gets more publicity from you than anywhere else. Thanks for electing a True American Patriot to office.

  5. He HAS sent more tweets than any other president, even if you count all the birds on the farm of Pres. George Washington.
    We can be sure that this record number of tweets accomplished will stand for many many years.
    He will rule by Decree, or shall we say… Detweets.

    wait – I HEAR AND OBEY Kom rad- deadly lung fungus will be released in cemtrails from BoingMax10's, and cripple Anerica, President Vlad.;-} >

  6. JohnCook Australia 🇦🇺. How does swamp rat send up so many skyrockets and tweet so many comments ? This great arse is not doing his job if he can spend so much time playing golf sending out fake news and tweeting rubbish . It has got me beat that he still has time to beat his meat three or four times a day .

  7. Nowadays, I am soo confused as to who is running the White House since Mr. Donald Trump is busy in tweeting, tweeting and tweeting…en plus, golfing and watching Fox News!!!!

  8. Why else would they go out of their way to undermine potus every single night. Undermining potus is undermining the US. It's simple, If the can't understand something so obvious, then they must be either morons or traitors. The latter more likely

  9. this was really funny…and i am genuinely surprised FOX news pulled that mouth breather, Jeanine Pirro. that's a good thing, and because FOX did it, i am suspicious.

  10. Yeah! Everything is "friggin' hilarious "! It doesn't take much to make simple people to laugh! It's not about Trump only. All this movement is much bigger then Trump! He will be gone one day, but stupid radical left ideas will still be here. Colbert should study more of the world history, before he entertain bunch of simpletons.

  11. What does left wing media to do with this? Ms Pirro is a Republican and a Trump super supporter and that anti- news, anti- American network is run by rabid republicans.

  12. No. Fox news thinks that they run the president. And they are right. Rupert Murdoch is the owner of the USA,

  13. lol..just like Killary Clinton and her treasonous friends including Obuma think they run CNN (Clinton news network) oh wait,…they do

  14. Just what we need, a group of people who hate American values AND Americans, running around in masks in OUR country.

  15. Time to grow up and act like an adult Steven. Don't worry so much about what President Trump does, worry about what you do!

  16. Now that the Mueller report is complete and it apparently says there's no indictable evidence that Trump eats puppies (at least according to the Attorney General), I think we can expect an attempted reign of terror. Trump feels emboldened to raise his attacks on critics to a whole new level.

  17. For the record, the "majority" of Americans are either blissfully unaware of the existence of Jeanine Pirro or find the garrulous Ms. Pirro utterly appalling.

  18. If it wasn’t for trump, he wouldn’t have a show. I think Steve is in the closet and had a crush on trump.

  19. I remember when Colbert was funny..

    Then he hopped on the Trump hate train.

    I mean Trump's an idiot but good god damn. Liberals have been hating on Trump for years now. Find something else to crack jokes about. Rereading Trump's tweets in his voice just isn't fucking funny dude.

  20. Thank you President Trump for talking to us directly. I see why the UK kicked Colbert off the air..all he knows how to do is back talk people down. Democrats won't get it until they drive us into socialism and you tube is gone and their computers are confiscated….but Stevie will be happy he made his money off the clueless public while they are applauding the 'ban' this 'ban' that platform.

  21. Just an info to address the racist person on Fox news, There's no book called sharea law that Muslims read and learn to hate American and be terrorist. Sharea is just an Arabic word means guidance, when Muslim says sharea they mean they light their life with the guidance that was shown to them by God, just like nuns … Muslims only read Quran like Christian read their Bible . so to that ignorant on Fox news I'm saying, stop spreading hate and Islamophobia!!

  22. Faux News has become the American equivalent of the USSR's TASS.  They went all-in for Trumputin back in the 2016 election and never looked back.

  23. and Colbert thinks he is the greatest comedic genius ever by obsessing over Trump 24/7 "duh I is woke duh clap back at Trump duh lol throw some shade duh pwn Trump lol duh tRump duh lol Rump lol duh Trumpanzees duh Trumptard losers duh kovfefe duh lol duh orange skin duh lol Trumpitler Donaldolf Trumpitler duh lololol duh"

  24. I wish Trump could run your channel, so we wouldn’t be bored with your conical jokes all the same everyday as if you had some intelligence or creativity to own s shoe like this. You are truly boring!

  25. Someone is trying out to be a dictator… silence the media silence the news on tv.. Did I miss ANYTHING else..

  26. There is no or, there is only and. He has mental illness AND a need to distract us from the Mueller report AND carpal thumbal syndrome.

  27. Is it just me or is Tronny Ds presidency like a bizarre Twilight Zone or Outer Limits episode?

    🤔

  28. Pirro has obviously run into a very bad plastic surgeon. In the future, try a different one, any one!

  29. How do you make America great again. We are #1 in the world…well except in education and in gun control…er well infrastructure and mental health…and public security…er. And well…pollution control…umm…elder care…equality ….

  30. Go back to your courtroom and stay out of politics you lie just as much as Trump is what the hell do women see in this asshole

  31. 0:58 – 1. Looks like her pronunciation is recognized.
    https://www.dictionary.com/browse/hijab
    2. It's a religion, not a "race".
    Thank you & have a nice day.

  32. Trump has zero successes for 2020. Its why hes desperate for Iran or China deal. He's made deficit a trillion a year. So he's barking about racism so nobody asks him about any policy. MF is always up isisrael arse. Yet claims america first.

  33. Everyone start exposing. Harassing. Boycotting every company that sponsors scum like Jeanine pirro on fox. Only way to fire these scum who lie to the public go after there sponsors

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