Carson Can’t Keep Up with Rodney Dangerfield’s Non-Stop One-Liners (1974)

Carson Can’t Keep Up with Rodney Dangerfield’s Non-Stop One-Liners (1974)

(lively music with audience applause)– What a crowd, what a crowd, you know,beautiful, beautiful, no kidding.You look great out there.(audience cheer and applause)Thank you very much.I’ll tell ya, tonight it’s nice,we got a grown-up crowd too, you know?Yeah, I did a show last week for a bunch of teenagers.And these kids carry on today,you can’t […]

Read More

The Fox News Guide to Interviewing Trump: The Daily Show

The Fox News Guide to Interviewing Trump: The Daily Show

♪ ♪(cheers and applause)There are certain achievements every journalist aspires to,like breaking a big story, winning a Pulitzer,or canceling dinner with Wolf Blitzer at the last minute.The fun part is waiting outsideso you still get to see his face.But the dream for any journalistis landing an interview with the president,and that’s something that, right now,Fox […]

Read More

A Special Prosecutor Steps In & Fox News Doesn’t Get the Comey Memo: The Daily Show

A Special Prosecutor Steps In & Fox News Doesn’t Get the Comey Memo: The Daily Show

But today was another earthquake of a dayin Washington, right?Today’s late-breaking news–because this happens literally every day now.Like, we start the day going,“I can’t believe what Trump did yesterday,”and then by the end of it, it’s more like,“I can’t remember what Trump did yesterday.That was so long ago.”Well, today’s news was that the Justice Departmentisnow […]

Read More

The Nightly Show – What a Riot – Questionable Coverage from CNN and Fox News

The Nightly Show – What a Riot – Questionable Coverage from CNN and Fox News

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>Larry: WELCOME TO “THENIGHTLY SHOW.”I’M LARRY WILMORE.TONIGHT, BIG SHOW TONIGHT.THANK YOU.WE’RE TALKING ABOUT THE DEVASTATING EVENTS IN BALTIMORE.LET’S GET RIGHT TO IT.>>RIGHT NOW THE GOVERNOR OF MARYLAND DECLARES A STATE OFEMERGENCY, ACTIVATING THE NATIONAL GUARD AFTER BALTIMOREERUPTS IN VIOLENCE OVERNIGHT.A CITYWIDE CURFEW HAS BEEN IMPOSED, SCHOOL CANCELED.>>Larry: YAY!SCHOOL CANCELED!( LAUGHTER […]

Read More

Fake News, Mob Lynchings Aur Vikas | Stand-up Comedy by Punit Pania

Fake News, Mob Lynchings Aur Vikas | Stand-up Comedy by Punit Pania

Have you guys heard that India…is an emerging economy? I have been hearing itsince schoolNow I know that foreplay…is importantbut how much?How much can one emerge?before actually coming.There is progress in the country but there are no prioritiesIf you give people 4G connectionsbefore you give them primary education…and then you ban pornThen you get a […]

Read More