Donsplaining | The Daily Show

Donsplaining | The Daily Show

male announcer: From Comedy Central’sWorld News Headquarters in New York…“The Daily Show with Trevor Noah” presents:“Donsplaining.”– Do I hit the ball good?Do I hit it long? Is Trump strong?People don’t know it. Nobody knows what that means.Right? He knows what I’m talkin’ about.[light music]– Last night President Trump was at another campaign rally.This time in […]

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Fox & Friends Can’t Say SERVER | The Daily Show

The password is: server.What brought things different…Changed the componentwas that the conversation the president hadwas stored in a super secret separate computer.And that’s where they put the Putin conversation,which was a couple of days later,and I believe a Saudi Arabian leader conversation as well.And so that’s why Democrats now wanna lookat those conversations,because it was […]

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Trump’s Latest Beefs: Chrissy Teigen and the Taliban | The Daily Show

Trump’s Latest Beefs: Chrissy Teigen and the Taliban | The Daily Show

Yes, it turns out President Trump is so embarrassedby his hurricane blunder that his administration threatenedto fire any weather officialswho wouldn’t back up his alternative facts.And, guys,the NOAA doesn’t have time for this.-Their job is to monitor hurricanes. -MAN: Yeah!If they’re distracted by Trump’s beefs,you realize what could happen.We could have a giant backlog of […]

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What Causes Mass Shootings? | The Daily Show

What Causes Mass Shootings? | The Daily Show

Mass shootings.Over the past few years,they have become as regular in Americaas Star Wars movies,and just like Star Wars movies,people have starting paying less and less attention.But this weekend, something happened.NEWSMAN: The nation mourns the victimsof two shooting massacres just 13 hours apart.The massacres in El Paso, Texas, and Dayton, Ohio,happened in startling proximityfor a […]

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So Much News, So Little Time – New Zealand’s Ban & a Possible Biden-Abrams Ticket | The Daily Show

So Much News, So Little Time – New Zealand’s Ban & a Possible Biden-Abrams Ticket | The Daily Show

Following last week’s mass shooting in New Zealand,the whole world came together to offer thoughts and prayers.And New Zealand was like,“Thanks for the thoughts and prayers,but we want to do something also.”New Zealand’s prime minister taking swift action followingthe terror attacks on two mosques there.She’s announced a ban on almost all military-stylesemi-automatic and assault rifles.New […]

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Who Is Pete Buttigieg and Why Is He Killing It in the Polls? | The Daily Show

Who Is Pete Buttigieg and Why Is He Killing It in the Polls? | The Daily Show

First things first.A lot of people are asking,“How do you pronounce this guy’s name?”(laughter)It’s pronounced “Pete.”Okay? It’s like “peaches,” but you just stop, all right?Pete. That’s it.Oh, and as for his last name,we’re still figuring that one out.Pete Buddha-gah… Buddha-geh… Buddha-ged…WOMAN: South Bend Mayor Pete Buddha-geh…Buddha-gedge. I always say his name wrong.-MAN: Buddha-jeg. -WOMAN: Buddha-jeg.MAN: […]

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The Fox News Guide to Interviewing Trump: The Daily Show

The Fox News Guide to Interviewing Trump: The Daily Show

♪ ♪(cheers and applause)There are certain achievements every journalist aspires to,like breaking a big story, winning a Pulitzer,or canceling dinner with Wolf Blitzer at the last minute.The fun part is waiting outsideso you still get to see his face.But the dream for any journalistis landing an interview with the president,and that’s something that, right now,Fox […]

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Is Donald Trump Trying to Deport Melania? | The Daily Show

Is Donald Trump Trying to Deport Melania? | The Daily Show

While her husband has struggledto get his approval rating over 40%,Melania has consistently remainedthe country’s most popular Trump.And personally, I love her, too,because we have so much in common.We’re both immigrants.Neither of us would be here if it weren’t for Donald Trump.And I’m just gonna put it out there.We’re both style icons. Yeah, yeah, yeah.That’s […]

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Tucker Carlson Takes a Sudden Vacation After His Hot Takes on White Supremacy | The Daily Show

Tucker Carlson Takes a Sudden Vacation After His Hot Takes on White Supremacy | The Daily Show

Everyone has been talking about the threatof white supremacy in the United States.In fact, even President Trump admitsthat it’s a major problem.Which is a pretty big deal,’cause that would be like if Hobbs & Shaw spoke outagainst speeding.If Jason Statham came out like,“You know what’s cooler than driving fast?Going 55 and buckling your safety belt, […]

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