>>HOW MUCH TIME DO YOU WANT TO DO, STEPHEN?>>Stephen: THEY– LISTEN– >>WHAT WORKS FOR YOU.>>Stephen: ANY AMOUNT WORKS FOR ME. THEY– WE PUT IT IN FOR 12.>>YUP.>>Stephen: BUT I THINK THAT’S PROBABLY–>>WE’LL PROBABLY GO LONG AND THEN DO SOME CHOPS OR SOMETHING.>>Stephen: AND KEEP EVERY SECOND OF IT.>>KEEP EVERY SECOND.>>Stephen: ALL OF THIS IS IN. […]
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Kids Just Want To Play Outside
>>THE STAY-AT-HOME ORDERS NATIONWIDE ARE FORCING FAMILIES>>AROUND THE WORLD, OF COURSE, KID ARE OUT OF SCHOOL. LOT OF THEM ARE STUCK INSIDE. ♪ ♪ ♪ ( KNOCKING ON DOOR )>>PAULY, WHAT’S GOING ON IN THERE?>>NOTHING, MOM!( TOILET FLUSHING ) >>IT’S “A LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT.”
Sen. Bernie Sanders, Bowing Out Of The Race, Gently Breaks The News To Supporters
>>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME TO “A LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING TONIGHT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU! BECAUSE I AM ALONE. SO ALONE. I’M ALONE, RIGHT, PETE?>>OH, YOU ARE SO ALONE.>>Stephen: THANK YOU. NOW AS YOU CAN TELL FROM MY BLUE BLAZER I’M ALL CRESSED UP FOR A COCKTAIL […]
Lady Gaga Interrupts Stephen Colbert’s Monologue To Announce The “One World: Together At Home” Ev…
♪ ♪>>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WELCOME BACK. IN HONORING OF CONTINUING THE SHOW, I THOUGHT MAYBE JUST A LITTLE MORE FLESH, HUH? YOU LIKE? NOW, I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU, BUT EVEN WHEN I’M STUCK AT HOME, I CAN’T HELP BUT FEEL I WANT TO BE DOING MORE TO HELP. THEN I REALIZE THERE IS SOMETHING […]
Ryan Reynolds: We’ve Got To Do All We Can
>>Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY. WE’RE STILL DOING THE SHOW. THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. YOU KNOW MY GUEST TONIGHT FROM MOVIES SUCH AS “THE PROPOSAL,” “POKEMON: DETECTIVE PIKACHU” AND AS THE EVER-CHEERFUL DEADPOOL. PLEASE WELCOME TO “A LATE SHOW,” RYAN REYNOLDS! RYAN, THANKS FOR BEING HERE.>>IT’S VERY NICE TO BE HERE, STEPHEN. THANK YOU FOR […]
Ben Platt & Cast of Dear Evan Hansen Perform ‘You Will Be Found’ – #HomeFest
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR WATCHING TONIGHT. I HAVE REALLY ENJOYED SITTING HERE AND TALKING TO YOU AND TALKING TO OUR GUESTS. IT HAS BEEN A WELCOME BREAK. I HOPE FOR YOU AS MUCH AS IT HAS BEEN FOR ME OVER WHAT HAS SEEMED QUITE A SCARY COUPLE OF WEEKS. I FOUND IT TOUGHER THAN […]
America’s Obsession With Gov. Cuomo Has Gone To A Weird Place
WELCOME BACK. SO GLAD TO SEE YOU HERE AT “A LATE SHOW.” I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. IT’S WEDNESDAY– I THINK? THAT DOESN’T HAVE THE DATE ON IT. I THINK IT’S WEDNESDAY. IT’S HARD TO TELL. BECAUSE RIGHT NOW, EVERY DAY FEELS LIKE YOU’RE BEING HUMPED. THIS IS OUR SEVENTH, I THINK– SEVENTH SHOW? SEVENTH […]