Ellen’s Got Good News

Ellen’s Got Good News

– HEY, LAST NIGHT, I’LL TELL YOU WHAT I WAS DOING.I WAS WATCHING TV. I WAS AT HOME WATCHING TV.‘CAUSE I WAS CLUBBING THE NIGHT BEFORE,AND I NEEDED TO RECOVER.AND SO THE NEWS CAME ON,AND HERE’S WHAT I NOTICED ABOUT THE NEWS.IT’S BAD.IT’S ALL BAD.IT’S BAD NEWS.IT’S NOT ALL BAD.THERE’S SOME TERRIBLE NEWS,AND THEN THERE’S […]

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