So Much News, So Little Time – New Zealand’s Ban & a Possible Biden-Abrams Ticket | The Daily Show

So Much News, So Little Time – New Zealand’s Ban & a Possible Biden-Abrams Ticket | The Daily Show

Following last week’s mass shooting in New Zealand,the whole world came together to offer thoughts and prayers.And New Zealand was like,“Thanks for the thoughts and prayers,but we want to do something also.”New Zealand’s prime minister taking swift action followingthe terror attacks on two mosques there.She’s announced a ban on almost all military-stylesemi-automatic and assault rifles.New […]

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Who Is Pete Buttigieg and Why Is He Killing It in the Polls? | The Daily Show

Who Is Pete Buttigieg and Why Is He Killing It in the Polls? | The Daily Show

First things first.A lot of people are asking,“How do you pronounce this guy’s name?”(laughter)It’s pronounced “Pete.”Okay? It’s like “peaches,” but you just stop, all right?Pete. That’s it.Oh, and as for his last name,we’re still figuring that one out.Pete Buddha-gah… Buddha-geh… Buddha-ged…WOMAN: South Bend Mayor Pete Buddha-geh…Buddha-gedge. I always say his name wrong.-MAN: Buddha-jeg. -WOMAN: Buddha-jeg.MAN: […]

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So Much News, So Little Time – Whitaker, California Fires & Trump’s WWI Rain Check | The Daily Show

So Much News, So Little Time – Whitaker, California Fires & Trump’s WWI Rain Check | The Daily Show

Let’s just say it.This last week has not been a good one for the president.Hell, the last two years hasn’t beena good one for the president.Trump’s presidency’s a lot like airplane Wi-Fi.There are moments when it seems to be working,but most of the time it’s complete trash.But this week has been especially bad.It started on […]

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So Much News, So Little Time: Trump’s Playboy Model Payoff & Iran Twitter Tantrum | The Daily Show

So Much News, So Little Time: Trump’s Playboy Model Payoff & Iran Twitter Tantrum | The Daily Show

Ever since Vladimir Putinannexed Trump’s balls in Helsinki,President Trump has been having a rough time back home. Right?Half of America thinks that he acted treasonous with Putin,some Republicans are saying that he’s being manipulated,and last week, Paul Ryan furrowed his brow extra hard.-(laughter) -So you know he means business.So things weren’t going well for Trump,and […]

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So Much News, So Little Time – Melania’s Jacket & Charlottesville Nazis Return | The Daily Show

So Much News, So Little Time – Melania’s Jacket & Charlottesville Nazis Return | The Daily Show

There’s just too much news.Thankfully, though, too much newsis just the right amount of news for a segment we callAin’t Nobody Got Time for That.-♪ ♪ -(cheering and applause)Let’s kick off with some news from the World Cup.Today, Argentina and Lionel Messi suffereda shock defeat to Croatia and some Dudovic.But… But that wasn’t eventoday’s craziest […]

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So Much News, So Little Time: Beyoncé, LeBron, Zimbabwe, Iran! | The Daily Show

So Much News, So Little Time: Beyoncé, LeBron, Zimbabwe, Iran! | The Daily Show

I’m gonna be honest, there is a lot of news.Almost too much news. Luckily, though,too much news is just the right amount of newsfor a segment we call Ain’t Nobody Got Time for That.-♪ ♪ -(cheering, applause)Beyoncé. She took over Coachella,she took over the Louvre,and now she’s taking over Vogue.Beyoncé has reportedly been given controlover […]

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