Why Your Public Transportation Sucks | Patriot Act With Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

Why Your Public Transportation Sucks | Patriot Act With Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

Hmm.It’s show day.Hmm.I gotta get to work.Never?Wait!Watch the elbows!I’m not gonna make it.“Attention, passengers,we are experiencing delays due to signal malfunctions.”“Attention, passengers,we are currently delayed due to train traffic ahead of us.”“We are currently delayed.”“We are currently delayed. Delayed. Delayed.”“The bus came the minute you left.”Stop!“You’re wife won’t remember you.”That’s not true.“This is happening because […]

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Carson Can’t Keep Up with Rodney Dangerfield’s Non-Stop One-Liners (1974)

Carson Can’t Keep Up with Rodney Dangerfield’s Non-Stop One-Liners (1974)

(lively music with audience applause)– What a crowd, what a crowd, you know,beautiful, beautiful, no kidding.You look great out there.(audience cheer and applause)Thank you very much.I’ll tell ya, tonight it’s nice,we got a grown-up crowd too, you know?Yeah, I did a show last week for a bunch of teenagers.And these kids carry on today,you can’t […]

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Democrats Take on Corporate Profits and CEO Pay: A Closer Look

Democrats Take on Corporate Profits and CEO Pay: A Closer Look

-Corporate profits and CEO pay are soaringdespite the president’s promiseto be a champion of the working class.For more on this, it’s time for “A Closer Look.”[ Cheers and applause ]♪♪Donald Trump has many weird rhetorical tics.He knows like five words.He’ll never correct himself if he mispronounces something.And in general, he sounds like Joe Pesciafter five […]

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