News To Me With Chip Chapley – Episode 4 “Extreme Weather? That’s News To Me”

News To Me With Chip Chapley – Episode 4 “Extreme Weather? That’s News To Me”

*Intro theme*Tonight: climate change.Every scientist says we’re making things worse,but some people are like “Nuh-uh!Wasn’t us! Didn’t do it! *fart noise*”The debate rages on.Real Estate. With sea levels rising,we’ll tell you which flyover statesare about to have prime beachfront property.Wildfires!Everyone knows they’re cool, but one California crematorium ownersays they’re driving him out of business.All of […]

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News To Me With Chip Chapley – Episode 5 “Chip Chapley? That’s News To Me”

News To Me With Chip Chapley – Episode 5 “Chip Chapley? That’s News To Me”

*Intro theme*Chip: Tonight “News To Me” is proud to present a special presentationhonoring a very special presenter of the news, who is especially precious and presently present:Chip Chapley.When a stipulation in your contract states that the network either has to give you a 20% raiseor an entire episode dedicated to massaging your ego, well that’s […]

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Villager News (Minecraft Animation)

Villager News (Minecraft Animation)

(villagers mumbling tune)Villager News!(villager humming in background)Does my moustache look all right?Ok.Hey!(humming stops)Breaking News! A rogue citizen has been caught committing a terrible crime!Villager Number 9 is on the scene.Thank you Villager Number 4. I’m standing where the incident took place earlier today.We have footage of the event from a camera mounted on that roof.Hello.It […]

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