Super Bowl LIV Highlight: J.Lo’s Halftime Show | The Daily Show

Super Bowl LIV Highlight: J.Lo’s Halftime Show | The Daily Show


The Super Bowl. Yesterday’s big game
was very exciting. Like, I don’t know why
they don’t just make every football game
the Super Bowl, you know? That way,
you get more people watching. And the best thing about it is, even if you don’t like
the sport, you’re bound to find
something else exciting. MAN:
And they have done it! Chiefs are Super Bowl champions
here in Miami… MAN 2: Superstar quarterback
Patrick Mahomes leading the charge
in a thrilling comeback, defeating
the San Francisco 49ers. Mahomes making history
at just 24 years old, becoming
the youngest quarterback to be named Super Bowl MVP. I’m going to Disney World. WOMAN: Shakira and
Jennifer Lopez wowed the crowd, singing and dancing up a storm. There’s one person, though,
at the Super Bowl who wasn’t that impressed. -KING: I saw this guy. -Check
out this one fan in the stands. We got a picture of this. This guy is out cold. A sports reporter caught him catching some Zs
during the game. He most likely, of course, paid
a lot of money to score a seat. The average price
for a Super Bowl ticket is close to seven grand. Okay, okay, okay.
There are two ways to see this. Either you can be mad because
this guy wasted a lot of money just to miss
an incredible experience, or you can see it as
this dude balling out so hard, he spent $7,000
just to take a nap. -(laughter)
-That’s a serve. But seriously, how-how chaotic
is this guy’s life that he’s like, “I need to go
to the Super Bowl just so I can have a quiet place
to sleep”? Like, how noisy is his home? He must have, like, 13 kids, and every one of them
is Bernie Sanders. “Dad, Dad, Dad,
I can’t find my toys! “The DNC stole them from me! Dad! Dad!” But we’re…
we’re just kidding around. -This guy is clearly dead.
Now, um… -(laughter) The big moment from last night
that everyone was talking about, or raving about, rather,
was J.Lo and Shakira. They killed it.
They really killed it. -(cheers and applause)
-Yeah. But… but some people
were really pissed that J.Lo pulled out a stripper
pole to do some moves. Now look, I understand
some parents might be angry because there are kids
who watch the game, so, for all those parents,
just tell your kid J.Lo’s a fireman,
all right? Problem solved. Right. And here’s another thing. J.Lo spent months learning how to be a professional pole dancer
for her movie Hustlers. Let me tell you something.
If I spent that much time learning how to pole dance, I would be pole dancing
every chance I get. I don’t care where I am,
I would be doing it. I’d be in the subway like…
♪ Jump on it, let’s do it. ♪ -(cheers and applause)
-♪ Riding my pony. ♪

100 thoughts to “Super Bowl LIV Highlight: J.Lo’s Halftime Show | The Daily Show”

  1. I don’t think it was the stripper pole I think it was that they had the kids in cages and then had jlo pole dancing just distasteful tbh

  2. How did they represent latinos when they mixed their songs with African lyrics? So they clearly stole our beats and lyrics and made them theirs. Very funny.

  3. Remember when Super Ball shows were First Act class? the best of the best?, now we have to girls that barely sing while dancing like strippers…great

  4. Hollywood is dead? Where are the artists and true choreographers? Hollywood does the same overly sexualized and dark mood routines. It's not just their dancing, It's the whole dance routine. Why not have a performance with taste and creativity? In ballroom dancing (including true salsa dancing) there is substance~not just hollow and dark choreography and provocative mood and stage presence. No more, sweet love or family stories expressed in their performances. I guess Hollywood has NO artistic or inspirational talent anymore. It's a pity really.

  5. WORST show EVER!!! Lip Synced! Dancing was low class. And who in the world wants to see POLE DANCING at the SUPER BOWL???? So LOW CLASS!!! Thought the Super Bowl was a "National Holiday" …. which makes it a family show. I had to send my kdis out of the room!!!

  6. Really Stripper poles killed the SB show? Can't sing and show skin? I love hot women, I'm crazy about HOT TALENTED women that didn't need to show skins to entertained. Remember Katty Perry and Lady Gaga, Beyonce not lip synced and danced without stripper poles? Women of the world, we are moving up in the world and demanding equality one stripper pole at a time. Two step forward, 20 steps back. WAY TO GO on the biggest stage. Congratulations to us!

  7. Shakira was the spitting image and embodiment of sexy, JLo was the definition of slutty. Both are amazingly talented women , but wow what a difference in there approach. Real talk tho Shakira was emanating waves of sexiness like a goddess, on the other hand the hoodlum dominatrix vibe of JLO just felt trashy.

  8. And then women complaint that they are being treated like a piece of meat…well, don't present yourself like hooker and no one will treat you like one. 🤷‍♀️

  9. Shakira cannot go anywhere without her man’s permission…and especially not around other men.
    So much for women power… She says he's ”territorial” it sounds more like controlling and possessive. What a shame!

  10. To everyone talking about the title, it is J. Lo’s halftime show because in the segment, he is referencing J. Lo’s part

  11. man i'm glad that disgusting pedophile- and nazi-lover trevor blackface noah got exported out of switzerland.
    we've got enough problems without them epstein-loving nazi-pedos

  12. Those same people squealing about JLo's pole routine take their kids to Cirque du Soleil shows or have their teenage daughter wearing a bikini with her ass out.

  13. Sorry, but the change of factors does not alter the final result! 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️ This was a LATINO performance!; PERDONA SAE! 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

  14. OMG…Trevor Noah…it's as if you reinvented humor…you are the Mark Twain of our era!! Your observations of our politicians would impress John Locke and Thomas Hobbes…you are more relevant than ANY of the major network political analysts. You are the king of pragmatic political humorists. I'm an old white guy in South Carolina…one of the old CSA states closest to South Africa in its racist history. Our senator, Lindsey Graham, is a literal documented Neo-Confederate and no one cares!!! His political director, Richard Quinn, is the past Chief Editor of the Southern Partisan Magazine…a beacon of the racist Neo-confederate movement in the USA…a white supremacist journal. Thomas Paine would bow to your political observation and JOURNALISM…not simply as humor but as realistic observation and articulation. God bless you man!!! You lower my blood pressure as you make me laugh…when I might otherwise explode.

  15. Jlo and Shakira just showed that Feminism or Woman power is about presenting your plastic surgeried, hard trained quivering backsides to titillate the lusts of millions of weak minded men.

  16. Trevor Noah is the least funny person on comedy central in history. If you cant see the satanic imagery, your blind. Twerking in front of kids? Kids in cages? Playing with serpants? Playing christ on a pole? Keep drinkin your flouride y'all

  17. Liberals justifying and cheering the exploitation of women, then going out and chanting #metoo. What will you do when you realize Weinstein produced the halftime show. Liberals are so confused.

  18. Shakira did the same routine, so for me nothing new, but I did enjoy when both were at the same time on the stage. The double standard for me is that it's ok that Adam Levine been shirtless, but nooo way JLo should use the stripper pole!

  19. LOL, so true about JLo milking the worth out of that pole and her extensive training.  We know the torture that she put that 50 years old body through.  So as long as she is still in shape, she has to flaunt and use it b/c she won't be able to do this for much longer.

  20. I would pay to watch Trevor pole dance! 👏 OMG!! 😁 Also, give it up for the GIRLS!! 👏 Looking great at 48 and 50! 🏆

  21. El crear (falsa) rivalidad entre las mujeres es algo que le ha funcionado muy bien a un sistema que teme que las mujeres se unan.

    Siempre se ha enseñado a las mujeres a desconfiar las unas de las otras, a competir, a ver con recelo a las demás mujeres (las mujeres son las peores con las mujeres), a culpar a las mujeres de lo que tu novio hace o deja de hacer con ellas, a que intentes desprestigiarlas hundiendo su reputación insinuando que esa es una suelta.

    Las mujeres han socializado en la idea de que otra mujer es siempre una posible amenaza aunque sea tu amiga porque nunca se sabe qué intenciones ocultas puede tener.

    Este ha sido sin duda uno de los grandes logros del patriarcado: que las mujeres tuvieran que pugnar por el único lugar de poder disponible para las mujeres.

    Este relato (el relato que lo es todo) ha venido alimentado desde todos los puntos de vista posibles.

    Ayer Jennifer Lopez y Shakira actuaron en la Super Bowl.

    Y en vez de que surja la alegría porque cada una es distinta y hace lo que hace lo único que sucede es que se las pone a competir.

    ¿Quién está más guapa de las dos? ¿Quién está más vieja de las dos? ¿Quién lo hace mejor de las dos? ¿Quién está más gorda de las dos?

    ¿Quién gana Jennifer o Shakira?

    A las mujeres se las somete a un duelo continuo con el resto de mujeres.

    Da exactamente igual cómo se lleven en realidad: lo importante es seguir manteniendo la narrativa de que solo puede quedar una mujer.

    Que solo una es válida para ocupar el puesto.

    Mientras que los hombres se reparten los demás puestos libres que son casi todos.

    Para ellos no existe esa comparación insidiosa.

    Nadie se pone a hacer encuestas para ver quién es mejor si Lennon o Bono.

    Los dos son unos campeones, cracks y máquinas.

    Son distintos, te dirán.

    Pero ellas no pueden ser distintas porque este sistema se ha encargado de que entendamos que las mujeres son una única cosa.

    Así es más fácil poseerlas y romperlas también.

    Lo que no espera este sistema de mierda es que las mujeres se vean como aliadas, que se cuenten las cosas y descubran que lo que les pasa no les pasa solo a ellas, que encuentren confidentes, hermanas y espacios seguros en los que no sentirse juzgadas.

    Lo que no espera el mundo es lo que hicieron ayer Jennifer y Shakira.

    Llegar a la meta.

    Abrazadas.

  22. El crear (falsa) rivalidad entre las mujeres es algo que le ha funcionado muy bien a un sistema que teme que las mujeres se unan.

    Siempre se ha enseñado a las mujeres a desconfiar las unas de las otras, a competir, a ver con recelo a las demás mujeres (las mujeres son las peores con las mujeres), a culpar a las mujeres de lo que tu novio hace o deja de hacer con ellas, a que intentes desprestigiarlas hundiendo su reputación insinuando que esa es una suelta.

    Las mujeres han socializado en la idea de que otra mujer es siempre una posible amenaza aunque sea tu amiga porque nunca se sabe qué intenciones ocultas puede tener.

    Este ha sido sin duda uno de los grandes logros del patriarcado: que las mujeres tuvieran que pugnar por el único lugar de poder disponible para las mujeres.

    Este relato (el relato que lo es todo) ha venido alimentado desde todos los puntos de vista posibles.

    Ayer Jennifer Lopez y Shakira actuaron en la Super Bowl.

    Y en vez de que surja la alegría porque cada una es distinta y hace lo que hace lo único que sucede es que se las pone a competir.

    ¿Quién está más guapa de las dos? ¿Quién está más vieja de las dos? ¿Quién lo hace mejor de las dos? ¿Quién está más gorda de las dos?

    ¿Quién gana Jennifer o Shakira?

    A las mujeres se las somete a un duelo continuo con el resto de mujeres.

    Da exactamente igual cómo se lleven en realidad: lo importante es seguir manteniendo la narrativa de que solo puede quedar una mujer.

    Que solo una es válida para ocupar el puesto.

    Mientras que los hombres se reparten los demás puestos libres que son casi todos.

    Para ellos no existe esa comparación insidiosa.

    Nadie se pone a hacer encuestas para ver quién es mejor si Lennon o Bono.

    Los dos son unos campeones, cracks y máquinas.

    Son distintos, te dirán.

    Pero ellas no pueden ser distintas porque este sistema se ha encargado de que entendamos que las mujeres son una única cosa.

    Así es más fácil poseerlas y romperlas también.

    Lo que no espera este sistema de mierda es que las mujeres se vean como aliadas, que se cuenten las cosas y descubran que lo que les pasa no les pasa solo a ellas, que encuentren confidentes, hermanas y espacios seguros en los que no sentirse juzgadas.

    Lo que no espera el mundo es lo que hicieron ayer Jennifer y Shakira.

    Llegar a la meta.

    Abrazadas.

  23. Love that leering salatious grin on his face but then that's what the show was about wasn't it bottom line? Titillation. But don't you dare treat them like sexual objects. Don't you dare say, grab um by the puthay, when they're shaking it half naked right in your face and grabbing it to draw even more attention to it. You don't like it? Don't watch…I turned it off and didn't. Nothing more than low life sluts with money

  24. All I can say is that if you need people to hold you up while you swing on a pole, maybe you should rethink swinging on a pole..

  25. Bata s knia asawa ni j. Lo ky nahyhypnotized p s bawat moves nia s floor. Tpos wl p aman cl anak ng boyfrend nia now. 😁😁😁Ky wl pang pumipigil s knia n mgsayaw. 😁😁😁

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