Leslie Jones on Angry Birds Addiction & Stand Up Special

Leslie Jones on Angry Birds Addiction & Stand Up Special


>>Jimmy: WELCOME. HOW YOU DOIN’?>>I AM DOIN’ AWESOME! [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>Jimmy: YOU LOOK GREAT. AND YOU’RE EXTRA TALL TODAY.>>YES, I AM. I’M ALWAYS TALL, I’M 6 FEET TALL, BUT WITH THE HEELS AND THE CONFIDENCE, I’M ABOUT 6’7″.>>Jimmy: A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK OF YOU AS A NEW YORKER, MAYBE BECAUSE OF SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE.>>YES.>>Jimmy: BUT YOU ACTUALLY SPENT A LOT OF YOUR LIFE HERE IN L.A.>>IN L.A., YES, YES, YES.>>Jimmy: YOU GREW UP HERE.>>WE MOVED OUT HERE IN ’82. MY DAD WAS AN ELECTRONIC ENGINEER AND GOT A JOB WITH KGLH, WITH STEVIE WONDER.>>Jimmy: THE RADIO STATION. I STARTED IN RADIO AND KNEW A LOT OF ENGINEERS. THEY’RE LIKE AN INTERESTING GROUP.>>MY TDAD WAS VERY INTERESTING. HE WOULD LOVE THIS.>>Jimmy: I BET HE WOULD. YOU DID SOME RADIO, TOO, RIGHT?>>I WAS A DEEJAY IN COLLEGE. I WENT BY THE NAME DEEJAY FROSTY.>>Jimmy: YOU PLAYED RECORDS?>>YES, I OPENED UP EVERY SHOW. WHAT HAPPENED WAS I DIDN’T REALLY KNOW WHAT I WANTED TO BE BUT I KNEW COMMUNICATIONS WAS PART OF IT. THEY NEEDED A DEEJAY FRIDAY NIGHT. ORANGE COUNTY THEY HAVE THE MUSIC PLAYING BEHIND A COMMERCIAL-TYPE CHANNEL. THAT’S WHAT I DID. PEOPLE WOULD COME OUT TO THE QUAD AND I WOULD PLAY MUSIC. BUT I STARTED THE SHOW OFF WITH THIS IS DEEJAY FROSTY, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU HEAR A WHOLE BUNCH OF SNOW, SHHHHH, SHHHHH. >>Jimmy: I LIKE IT.>>AND THEN AQUA BOOGIE COMES IN. ♪ ♪>>Jimmy: IT SOUNDS AWESOME. YOU NEVER DID THAT PROFESSIONALLY? YOU NEVER WENT ON TO GET INTO RADIO?>>NO, I KNEW I WANTED TO BE A COMEDIAN.>>Jimmy: YOU STARTED DOING STANDUP RIGHT AWAY?>>I STARTED DOING STANDUP IN ’87, ACTUALLY, I WAS 19.>>Jimmy: DID YOU DO IT IN ORANGE COUNTY, AROUND THE COLLEGE?>>I GOT DISCOVERED, NOT DISCOVERED. I DISCOVERED COMEDY.>>Jimmy: THAT HAS TO HAPPEN FIRST, I GUESS.>>YEAH, BRAS II WAS REAL COCKY NIGHT. THE SCHOOL NEWSPAPER INTERVIEWED ME AND I SAID I’M THE NEXT EDDIE MURPHY. THEN I HAD TO CALL MY DAD TO TELL HIM I WAS QUITTING COLLEGE TO DO COMEDY AND HE’S LIKE, EDDIE MURPHY, EDDIE MURPHY’S NOT COMEDY, YOU AIN’T NEVER MADE ME LAUGH, EVER!>>Jimmy: WOW.>>I DID NOT SUPPORT MY — >>Jimmy: HE WAS NOT SUPPORTIVE.>>HE DID NOT SUPPORT IT AT ALL.>>Jimmy: THAT MAKES IT HARDER, DOESN’T IT?>>IT DOES NOT, BECAUSE I DIDN’T CARE.>>Jimmy: YOU DIDN’T CARE?>>I CAN’T EXPLAIN IT TO YOU, AS SOON AS I TOUCHED THE MIC I KNEW THAT’S WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THE REST OF MY LIFE. I JUST KNEW IT. I DON’T KNOW HOW I’M GOING TO DO IT, BUT I’M GOING TO BE A COMEDIAN.>>Jimmy: AND YOU DID IT.>>YES.>>Jimmy: THAT’S PRETTY GREAT. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] I THINK WHEN YOU HAVE, YOU KNOW, IN A WAY, I DON’T KNOW IF YOU AGREE WITH THE AGREE WITH THIS, IN A WAY, IT’S GOOD TO HAVE SOMEBODY WHO DOESN’T BELIEVE IN YOU.>>OH, MY GOD, MY WHOLE FAMILY. MY FRIENDS, GIRL, WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE UP THIS COMEDY THING AND GET A REAL JOB?>>Jimmy: YOUR FRIENDS?>>SOME OF MY FRIENDS THOUGHT I WAS FUNNY, BUT THEY WERE LIKE, GET A JOB, TOO.>>Jimmy: DID YOU HAVE JOBS HERE AT THIS TIME?>>I HAD A BILLION AND 1700 JOBS. I’VE LIVED EVERYWHERE. EAGLE ROCK. BY THE WAY, THE GUY WHO OPENED UP THE SHOW, HE WAS GREAT.>>Jimmy: OH, YES, THAT WAS RON BURGUNDY.>>AN OPENER, HE SHOULD OPEN UP FOR ME. OH, MY GOD, WE BE A HIT.>>Jimmy: HE’S WORKING ON HIS MATERIAL, BUT HE’S GOT SOME GOOD STUFF.>>HE’S GOOD, I LIKE HIM.>>Jimmy: HE MIGHT DO WELL.>>HE WOULD NOT. BUT I’VE LIVED EVERYWHERE. I STARTED IN ORANGE COUNTY. I’VE LIVED IN PASADENA, EAGLE ROCK, GLEN DALE, VAN NUYS, HOLLYWOOD.>>Jimmy: WERE YOU ON THE RUN FROM THE LAW? WHAT’S GOING ON WITH SO MANY PLACES? WHAT WAS HAPPENING?>>AH, THAT’S HILARIOUS. THAT IS SO FUNNY, CAUSE MAYBE I WAS.>>Jimmy: THAT IS A LOT OF HOMES IN ONE AREA.>>AND I ENJOYED EVERY ONE OF THEM. YEAH, I HAD EVERY KIND OF JOB. SOLD PERFUME. I WAS A JUSTICE OF THE PEACE, I WAS ANNULMENT DEPARTMENT. I ANNULLED PEOPLE I MARRIED. EVERYBODY I MARRIED WAS COMING IN, DAMN, I GOT THE MOJO OR SOMETHING. RIGHT?>>Jimmy: ONE OF THE SADDEST PLACES.>>I WAS MESSING UP THE VOWS THING. I THAT IT WAS MARRY THESE AWFUL WEDDED WIFE? I DIDN’T SAY LAWFUL.>>Jimmy: YEAH, THAT’S PROBABLY WHAT HAPPENED. YOU RUINED A LOT OF LIVES.>>I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE I AIN’T SHOWING TOO MUCH BREASTESES.>>Jimmy: I DID THE SAME THING EARLIER.>>BOY, THEM THINGS DONE GOT ME THROUGH SOME TIMES.>>Jimmy: SPEAKING OF STANDUP COMEDY.>>YES.>>Jimmy: YOU HAVE WHAT I THINK IS A VERY BIG ANNOUNCEMENT.>>YEAH, I WAS HAVING SO MUCH FUN WITH YOU. I AM DOING A NETFLIX SPECIAL.>>Jimmy: WHICH IS A BIG DEAL. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]>>Jimmy: WHEN WILL YOU — >>SO Y’ALL FINALLY GET TO SEE WHAT I REALLY DO. I AM ACTUALLY A STAND UUP COMIC HARD CORE.>>Jimmy: THAT’S YOUR THING.>>THAT’S WHAT PAYS THE BILLS. THAT’S WHAT PAID THE BILLS.>>Jimmy: AND YOU’LL BE DOING THIS WHERE?>>D.C. I PICKED D.C. OUT OF ALL THE CITIES BECAUSE D.C. GOT ONE OF THE BEST COMIC CROWDS, AND I REALLY WANTED, WE GOT TWO SHOWS, SEPTEMBER 10th. SO PEOPLE IN D.C. GO BUY TICKETS. I NEED PEOPLE TO BE THERE TO FILL IN THE AUDIENCE AND LAUGH. [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] YES, THE WARNER CENTER.>>Jimmy: SINCE YOU’RE IN D.C., WILL YOU INVITE THE PRESIDENT AND HIS FAMILY TO COME?>>HELL NO! AND I HOPE YOU SHOW UP SO I CAN TALK BAD ABOUT YOUR ASS. OH! DON’T YOU SHOW UP.>>Jimmy: HE’S BANNED FROM THE SHOW.>>YOU ARE BANNED, PERIOD. YOU ARE BANNED FROM MY LIFE! I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU TALKIN’ ABOUT RIGHT NOW.>>Jimmy: YOU GOT THIS MOVIE, THE ANGRY BIRDS.>>YES.>>Jimmy: DO YOU PLAY ANGRY BIRDS?>>I AM AN ANGRY BIRD, PERIOD.>>Jimmy: ARE YOU THE ANGRIEST OF ALL THE BIRDS?>>DON’T I LOOK LIKE CORETTA DEVILLE TODAY?>>Jimmy: THAT’S FUN. WE HAD JOSH HERE LAST NIGHT.>>I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. HE’S VERY FUN.>>Jimmy: ANGRY BIRDS, DO YOU, THOUGH, GET INVOLVED IN THE FAGE PART OF IT?>>LET ME JUST TELL YOU, I HAD TO TAKE IT OFF MY PHONE, BECAUSE YOU’RE PLAYIN’ IT. AND YOU’RE HAVING SO MUCH FUN AND WHEN YOU GET TO THOSE POWER UPS THAT YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR. OH, IT’S $2.99. THEN YOU GET THAT I TUNE BILL, AND IT’S $767. AND THEN YOU REALLY BECOME ANGRY.>>Jimmy: IT’S GOOD INSPIRATION.>>OH, MY GOD. MY SISTER WAS LIKE, NO, I’M TAKIN’ IT OFF YOUR PHONE, OFF YOUR iPAD. YOU ARE RESTRICTED!>>Jimmy: INTERESTING, I DID THE SAME THING FOR A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT REASON. I WOUND UP, FULL DISCLOSURE, I WAS ON THE TOILET.>>EW.>>Jimmy: UNTIL ABOUT 12:00 IN THE MORNING PLAYING ANGRY BIRDS.>>WERE YOU THERE BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T FEEL LIKE GETTING UP?>>Jimmy: I NEVER FELT MORE ASHAMED OF MYSELF THAN WHEN THE SUN STARTED TO COME UP.>>THE SUN STARTED TO COME UP AND YOU WERE STILL SITTING ON THE TOILET WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN?>>Jimmy: I WAS. AND I DELETED IT, AND I’VE NEVER GONE BACK TO IT.>>IT’S HARD TO QUIT, ISN’T IT?>>Jimmy: BUT NOTHING AGAINST THE MOVIE, OF COURSE.>>NO, NOTHING AGAINST THE MOVIE. NOT AT ALL.>>Jimmy: IT’S GREAT TO HAVE YOU HERE, AND I LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING THE SPECIAL. DO YOU HAVE A TITLE YET?>>NO, I DON’T HAVE A TITLE YET. PLAYING WITH TITLES, BECAUSE THE MATERIAL IS SO CLOSE TO ME. AND I’M TELL P IN’ YOU GUYS, IT GOING TO BE SO GOOD. LIKE OH, MY GOODNESS, I CAN’T WAIT.>>Jimmy: THAT WILL TEACH YOUR

71 thoughts to “Leslie Jones on Angry Birds Addiction & Stand Up Special”

  1. Lol I had to go cold turkey on Angry Birds and wipe it from my phone, it’s been 8 months and 2 days. 😊

  2. I Love her ❤️ She’s one of the few comedians that I had to actually turn the video off because I was laughing so hard it hurt! Most Definitely the ONLY female comedian who’s made me laugh that hard, and that’s Facts! 💯

  3. I prefer people who say funny things instead of people saying things funny (screaming and loud) . I have yet to hear Leslie say anything funny. Perhaps one day.

  4. I usually don't like her too much in SNL or movies/shows, but her interviews (and twitter account) are always fantastic.

  5. Remember the tall white girl with that same style that was on all the action movies in early 90’s? She was always the bad guy in the blockbuster movies. This is the new version. Lol

  6. August 9 2018. One year anniversary today of Lockheed Martin school bus bombing that killed 44 children. Leslie knows

  7. Omg, my husband's voice cracked when he said his vows, exactly 12 years ago today! After he said that he took me as his "awful wedded wife" the JP joked that he couldn't say that until we were at least 5 years in! The entire room was literally in tears for the rest on the ceremony!

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