Is Donald Trump Trying to Deport Melania? | The Daily Show

Is Donald Trump Trying to Deport Melania? | The Daily Show


While her husband has struggled
to get his approval rating
over 40%,
Melania has
consistently remained
the country’s
most popular Trump.
And personally, I love her, too,
because we have so much
in common.
We’re both immigrants.
Neither of us would be here
if it weren’t for Donald Trump.
And I’m just gonna
put it out there.
We’re both style icons.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That’s right, Melania.
This bish stole your look.
(laughter, applause)
Now…
Now the reason
I’ve been thinking
about Melania lately
is because,
in the wake of Trump’s
recent immigration crackdown,
I’ve started
to notice something
that’s got me really concerned.
I think Donald Trump is trying
to deport… Melania.
(laughter)
No. And you might be asking,
“Why would he want
to deport his wife?”
I don’t know. I don’t know.
But things haven’t exactly
been perfect between them.
First of all,
it’s no secret
that Melania barely spends
any time at the White House.
Secondly, when he tried
to hold her hand in public,
she tried to slap it away
like a Slovenian
Dikembe Mutombo.
You remember that.
And who knows.
It may have even created
some tension between them
when Trump allegedly
banged a porn star
and paid her to be quiet,
and then, the whole country
found out about it.
Anyway, you know,
normal relationship issues.
And I know it sounds crazy.
Donald Trump wants
to deport his wife?
But… but if you look
at all of Trump’s
immigration policies, right,
a lot of people think
that he just hate immigrants,
but when you put them
all together,
you start to notice a pattern.
All of his policies seem
to be aimed at his wife.
(laughter)
For example,
one of the immigration issues
Trump complains about most
is people
who come to the United States
the wrong way
and work in the country
illegally.
And everyone always assumes
that because he’s racist,
he’s talking about Mexicans.
But I don’t think
it’s a coincidence
that that same complaint could
apply to his very own wife.
WOMAN: New questions
about Melania Trump’s
immigration status when
she first came to the U.S.
The Associated Press reporting
she didn’t have the proper visa
for her modeling work.
I came here on visa.
I flew to Slovenia
every few months
to stamp it and came back.
WOMAN: Trump insists she got her
visa stamped every few months.
If that’s accurate, it would
mean she had a type of visa,
possibly a tourist visa,
that needs
to be updated periodically.
But that type of visa
does not allow
working in the United States.
MAN: When this controversy
first bubbled up,
the Trump campaign promised
that Melania would have a press
conference to clear it all up.
WOMAN: That press conference
never happened.
That’s right.
Melania’s staff promised
that she would hold
a press conference
to clear up her questionable
immigration history,
and then it never happened.
Now, to be fair,
it’s only been three years
since that promise
was made, okay?
And you guys
don’t even know how hard it is
to throw together a press
conference in three years.
Like, you-you have
to get a podium,
and-and, like,
that’s pretty much it.
-But still… but still…
-(laughter)
it seems a little convenient…
that Trump would bring up
the whole “legal work” thing
when he knows his own wife has
a shady visa history.
And clearly, when that failed,
Donald tried
to switch things up,
because then he started
complaining about how,
(like Trump): lots of foreigners
are taking advantage
of America’s
immigration system…
(normal voice): by claiming
that they were special
when in fact they were not.
Now, again,
people assume Trump was talking
about Indian computer
programmers in Silicon Valley,
but if you follow the clues,
you’ll realize this guy
was actually slamming his wife.
The Washington Post reports
that questions linger
about how Melania Trump scored
the so-called “Einstein visa”
to enter the United States
when she was a model.
In 2001, she was granted
a green card
in the elite EB1 program.
It’s designed
for academic researchers
or people in other fields
such as Olympic athletes
and Oscar-winning actors.
NEWSWOMAN: …granted
to people who demonstrate
sustained national
and international acclaim,
and it’s usually
in the fields of arts,
business
or in academic research.
Now, only 3,376 EB1 green cards
were issued that year.
Five went to people
from Slovenia.
Yeah, that’s right.
Melania got a green card
through
the Einstein Visa Program,
which seems strange– although
I guess if you spend enough time
standing next to Donald, anyone
starts to look like Einstein.
Well, almost anyone.
-And you know…
-(laughter)
you know, guys…
the more you look at it,
the more it seems
like Donald Trump is trying
to deport his wife.
Because who can forget
one of his biggest
anti-immigration crusades–
(like Trump):
chain migration.
NEWSMAN: The president wants to
reform the visa lottery system
and end so-called
chain migration.
Then you have chain migration.
-(jeering)
-Chain migration.
Chain migration–
you come in,
and you bring
your whole damn family…
A guy comes in,
and then you have to bring…
his aunt, his uncle,
his father, his grandfather,
his grandparents.
A single immigrant can bring in
virtually unlimited numbers
of distant relatives.
Yes, one of the things
Donald Trump hates most
about America’s
immigration policy
is that immigrants’ families can
come live with them in the U.S.
Now, even though
Donald Trump says that,
I want my family
back home watching the show
to know that
this is not true, okay?
You cannot bring unlimited
relatives to America.
-(whooping, applause)
-Do you guys hear me?
(speaks foreign language)
In fact…
the law even says that you guys
can’t crash on my couch,
and I’m actually
not even in town that weekend.
That’s what the law says…
Uncle Mongmong.
Now, it was
really slick for Trump
to make it seem like
this thing was about…
(like Trump):
uncles and aunts and cousins,
(normal voice):
but clearly, there was someone
that he was actually aiming at
all along.
NEWSWOMAN:
President Trump’s in-laws
slipping in and out
of a Manhattan federal building
where they took the oath
of U.S. citizenship.
Sources tell ABC News
that First Lady Melania Trump
sponsored
her Slovenian-born parents,
Viktor and Amalija Knavs,
taking advantage
of the same policy
President Trump has denigrated
as “chain migration”
and vowed to end.
That’s right.
Melania Trump helped her parents
chain-migrate to the U.S.
So that’s what Donald Trump
was trying to stop.
He was trying to… trying to
turn his in-laws into outlaws.
-(laughter)
-Yeah.
Which is super hard-core.
And as if this
wasn’t enough evidence
that Donald Trump is trying
to deport his wife,
then how do you explain
the new policy
his administration announced
this week? Huh?
They came out saying
that immigrants
who receive assistance
from the government
may not be allowed to stay
in the United States.
Well, guess who lives
in a free house
provided by the United States?
-(laughter)
-Melania mother-(bleep) Trump!
-(cheering)
-Donald…
I see what you’re doing, Donald.
I see what you’re doing,
and I’m not gonna let it happen.
In fact, we’re not gonna let
this thing happen.
(cheering)
Daily Show fans, join me now.
Help me get the word out
by tweeting
#dontdeportmelania.
Because if this great immigrant
is forced to leave this country,
then the United States
can never truly be best.

100 thoughts to “Is Donald Trump Trying to Deport Melania? | The Daily Show”

  1. Trevor Noah should go back to South Africa and help the farmers who's families get nailed to chairs and raped to death over a period of days… His home nation will starve to death when they kill all their farmers, just like the Rhodesian people starved when they killed their farmers…. Or he could stay in USA criticizing the most powerful and successful country in the world….. Clown

  2. #dontdeportmelania 👌🏼🥑🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇩🇰🇬🇧🇬🇧Im 🇩🇰&🇬🇧

  3. Donald Trump is a tragic liar and childish sort of adult. Zero respect, zero faith in the United States anymore
    An unsympathetic dangerous tragedy, and a dangerous joke for the whole world, not just the United States

  4. Send melania back for cheating the system and promised to explain and hasn’t done it; Trump should be send to Scotland from where his mother was from and his children should be send to Russia.🤣🤣🤣

  5. “Both style icons” 😂😂🙈, also check out this fire track by Blackman called To My Friends https://soundcloud.com/user-741037820/to-my-friends

  6. Anyone noticed the little black girl at 4:50 who is NOT impressed by any of this and clearly doesn't want to be here? 😂

  7. Melanie is a stone faced rent a whore. Eva Braun was practically a child when Hitler made her his mistress, while Melanie set out to snare a Trump.

  8. Just in case anyone was wondering:

    5:31 – “niyangizwa?” = do you hear me? in Zulu. Trevor and his family are Xhosa, but he can also speak Zulu. I dunno why he used it here but I guess they’re similar anyways so idc.

    Uncle Mang-mang: the captions said Mongmong, but I bet he meant mang-mang. “Mang” is “who” in Setswana / Sotho. “Mang-mang” is a phrase meaning “whoever”. Uncle “Whoever” is not a specific person. It’s not that he has an uncle called “mongmong”; he’s referring to “whoever”.

  9. white America showed it racist face during PRESIDENT OBAMA 8 years of service ,now this STUPID NUT who calls himself president and the white stupid people who supports his views are un educated if you don't believe that , just interview one of them,president chump is a joke

  10. Why was it necessary for 1995 Director of the World
    health Organization Hiroshima Nakajima MD to te me I am a World Health Surgeon and not on to take me to COURT To tell
    Me I am NOT? I was RAPED by a courtroom full of bi law characters with High
    School diplomas from 1960.

  11. so what did she contribute to obtain this visa other than nude photos? trying to figure that one out…anyone???

  12. For human beings (hearts), like Ving our neighbors and treating others like we want to be treated is as natural as breathing and as easy as falling off a log.

    But for the alien counting corpses (vampires) it is an abstract concept that is too far out there to grasp. That is why the counting corpses (vampires) have used the Bible as a springboard to perform somersaults to do the exact opposite.

    Judge, depreciate, diminish and hate to manufacture "entitlement" to sanction, starve, torture, murder, bomb and "seperate children from their parents to die" is what seems to qualify as "loving their neighbors" and "treating others like they want to be treated".

    That is why the evangelical hypocrites have made a parasite on steroids called Count(ing) Dracula (Trump) their god and our president.

  13. For this 🤡 or 👹, whichever one you think describes it the best, complains of "chain migration," you ever notice that he won't look at Melania or her parents? What a hypocrite!!!

  14. I don't understand what he meant when he said "Neither of us would be here if it weren't for Donald Trump". Melania I get it, but how was he responsible for Trevor? Can someone explain that to me?

  15. Boriiiingggggg, always Trump, dont you have another subject? You must love the man. Are you a comedian a politician, or none?

  16. HE'S IN LOVE WITH KIM JONGEEE UNNNN HIS HOT FAT GREASY NORTH KOREAN FAGGOT BYE BOLOGNIA TRUMP LOVES A GREASY FAT MAN

  17. #dodeporttrevor #sendhimback Melania is the first lady of the United States of America…trevor is a south African whose family is trying to exterminate the white south African farm owners,look it up you sheep

  18. She's the only one who can snitch on him cause we all know he bought her from the Russians. Just like his first wife. Eastern European mail order brides are all through the Russians. No disrespect to my Rusky homies out there.

  19. Don't be so naive Dictator Trump has been in competition with other "do as I say, not as I do" pals Putin, Xi, Kim, binSalman for years.

  20. I honestly like Melania, she’s always on fleek (expect for that “I really don’t care” jacket that was bad sis) and she low key disagrees with what he does on her Twitter. She was just a sugar baby whose sugar daddy suddenly became president and she’s like “I was only with you for the money tf are you doing!?” I bet as soon as Donald is out of the office she’s getting a divorce so fast.

  21. Scary that a person who wore a coat that says "I don't really care, do you?" when she visited people in cages is the most popular member of the family.

  22. Duh the Trump Klown Only Loves European White Immigrants although this Klown's family was German despots his Fadder was probably part of the Gestapo. His own families Kallstadt, Palatinate village doesn't want the racist disgraceful ass back in Bavaria Germany. Melania must go and take her family back to ussia with Love:)

  23. Melania (not real smart if she's married to #45) is most likely an illegal immigrant working as nude model on wrong visa, Baron is anchor baby, same as #45s daddy, #45 illigitimate Putin-placed pResident (a self-professed white nationalist and all-around leach), outlaw in-laws of chain migration, Ivanka has office in White House to promote business and obtain patents from Japan and China, DJTJ and Eric killing endangered species, sucking money out of American taxpayers to do so, with the help of fox talking heads and future fall-guys for failed presidency.. did I miss anything?

  24. "Chain migration! You come in, (Melania) and bring your whole damn family (to live free at Trump Tower)"
    Yeah, this is no longer a theory. This is fact.

  25. You realise the Einstein visa aplys to high IQ individuals and not only researchers. She knows at least 5 languages.

  26. Expose the hypocrisy of it all! Trump expecting of others what his own supporters do not have. Private health insurance and good credit. This coming from an idiot who was financially supported by immigrant parents. Had several immigrant wives, employed and encouraged immigrants to obtain falsified documents AND is very familiar with bankruptcy and bad credit. Someone who's loyalty to country is strongly questionable. This is the idiot sitting in Americas highest office. Making life changing decisions on our behalf. We need to ensure we demand more from those we vote into a position of power. Someone so woefully unqualified like trump, should NEVER happen again!

  27. Having sex with Trump is a "skillset" that only the most corrupt, morally bankrupt skanks would have. I am fairly certain we already have plenty of those in the US. (Trump has been buying sex here for a VERY long time without issue…not counting Stormy). Nothing special about Melania.

  28. Of course he wants to deport Melania, he has been married to her longer the probably both of his other two wives, and he wants a new bed warmer.

  29. Finally, someone pointing out Humpty Dumpty Trump's hypocrisy! But Trevor failed to highlight about Melaina's anchor baby Barron Trump…truly greatly dearly disappointed

  30. When Trevor said niyangizwa? Which is do you hear me? I felt that. Also when he said uncle mang mang…which meant uncle so and so I felt that….keep flying that flag🇿🇦 Trevor✊👊

  31. The guy looks and behaves like a legit moron, and yet enough people would believe the crap he tells and make him the president. I mean, you don't even need half of a brain to tell it's lie. I have love for you people, but this is just sad.

  32. Trump is a coward.. when he has a problem with his wife in bed, he starts complaining about immigration and chain migration on his in-laws publicly.

  33. If there's a race between late night hosts as to who can say the most asinine things, Noah has got this in the bag

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