Flying Robots – Songify the News #3

Flying Robots – Songify the News #3


I have two shotguns
in my home.
They’re locked in a safe
there’s a metal gun case.
We live in an area that’s wooded
Somewhat secluded.

And I said, Jill, if there’s ever a problem
Just walk out on the balcony
And fire two blasts
Outside the house.
Buy a shotgun.
Buy a shotgun.
You don’t need a machine gun
You don’t need thirty rounds.
Buy a shotgun
Buy a double-barreled shotgun.
No, you don’t need a flamethrower
And you don’t need a tank.
And you don’t need an AR-15
To scare those thugs away, no.
And I don’t need a grenade launcher.
I don’t need an F-15.
There’s just one thing I need to do
And they’ll stay away from me!
Fire two blasts
Outside the house.
Buy a shotgun.
Buy a shotgun!
Buy a shotgun.
Jill, buy a shotgun, baby!
You don’t need a machine gun
(You don’t need a machine gun)
You don’t need thirty rounds.
(Don’t need so many rounds!)
Buy a shotgun.
Buy a double-barreled shotgun.
(guitar riffs intensify)
Americans could be killed
By a drone.
In your bed at night
In your home.
Say it isn’t so!
Americans could be killed
By a drone.
In a cafe
In San Francisco
Oh-ohhh.
You never get notified:
Your notification is the buzz of the drone as it flies!
Ba, da daaa!
As it flies!
Robots in the sky…
Overhead
Before you’re killed
Until you’re dead.
Bombed in your sleep
You won’t get a chance to speak…
Calm down, Senator.
You somehow say
We would kill people in cafes.
It’s simply false!
Uh, sir-
It is simply false!
We don’t wanna blow up the cafe.
Hey! I’m not that bad!
Please don’t kill me!
We will not kill you-
Are you gonna drop a missile on Jane Fonda?!
No! We will not bomb Jane Fonda!
Americans could be killed
By a drone!
Calm down-
Sir!
Flying Robots!
In your bed at night
In your home!
Calm down-
Your home-
Calm down-
Your home-
Calm down, calm down!
Your home!
Calm down-your home-calm down-your home!
*SLAM x2*
The chair now announces a two minute chocolate break.
*SLAM x2*
*general muttering*
*SLAM x3*
Chocolate of the house: Chocolate is mandatory.
*whispering* Get me a candy bar or two.
*more muttering*
The National Security Agency
building a one million square foot
COMPLEX!
In Utahhhhh
That will house phone call and email data.
This is something that is not our place to decide;
The public needs to decide
Whether these programs and policies are right or wrong.
What the heck is going on?
It’s a data collection thing-
The federal judge says:
“It’s OK. It’s OK.”
They hold phone records for the NSA!
It’s all BS-
For the NSA!
WHOA!
Y’know-
WHOA!
Y’know-
They sit there, and they have the numbers
And they can play all day long.
For the NSA…
What the heck is going on?
Fire two blasts-
WHOA!
What the heck is going on?
Americans could be killed-
By a shotgun.
By a drone!
By a flamethrower.
In your home!
By the NSA!
Calm down-
Sir-
Americans could be killed-
By a left-wing website!
What the heck is going on?
WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON!?
Fire two blasts-
WHOA!
What the f*ck is going on?
Americans could be killed-
By a shotgun.
By a drone.
By a flamethrower.
In your home!
By the NSA!
Calm down-
Sir-
Americans could be killed-
By a left-wing website!
Yeah!
I don’t know!
WHOAAA!
Whoa.
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100 thoughts to “Flying Robots – Songify the News #3”

  1. That horrible advice though- 'buy a double barreled shotgun, fire two rounds as warning shots' (then have no ammo to defend with?!)

  2. When you look at your old comments and cringe hard

    Edit: there’s something surreal in hearing a debate between 2 men in the American government that I really respect (John McCain and Rand Paul) in the form of a song many years later.

    On that note, a late R.I.P to John McCain. You were a badass.

  3. So weird watching this now and seeing some of these assholes like Megyn Kelly and Bill O'Reilly were kicked off TV and other assholes like Newt Gingrich are still kicking around…

  4. The Bomb Jane Fonda thing is interesting if you think about it. Two US citizens were droned in the Middle East, a father and son, on different occasions. The father's primary purpose was as a propaganda minister, he curated a magazine and a tv broadcast IIRC. If propaganda that serves an enemy is sufficient cause to drone someone in an assassination, someone who is a US citizen, where does that end? It was a pretty reasonable question when you think about it.

  5. There is only ONE thing wrong with this video:
    There are many issues with using shotguns…

    But there are no reasons not to buy a TANK!
    There are very few problems in life that can't be solved with a tank.

  6. Once you have fired your 2 shots with the shotgun, any Pro wil double tap you with a silenced SR Ruger 22 cal pistol. Your game will quietly be over.

  7. Oh my god, i just love the beat when it tears apart those students i mean ears (i just really love this song❤)

  8. This is hilarious but it's got a very needed message: All the weapons we create to go to war can kill us too

  9. Fire two blasts
    Well the secret service will fully automatic sub machine guns will probably be shooting more than two blasts

  10. OH MY GOD DARREN ITS HIM HES HERE IM CRYING IVE BEEN WATCHING THIS VIDEO FOR YEARS AND A FEW MONTHS AGO I FOUND STARKID AND I CAME BACK TO THIS VIDEO AND ITS YOU IM GOING TO CRY

  11. Офигеть время пролетает. Уже и Маккейн помер. И Сноуден уже не такой молодой. Пойду на балкон покурю. Хорошо что ружья не имею.

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